Consume, consume, consume!
Disintegration: superior (rank 2)
The American Consumer has the power (and desire) to gobble up almost anything or anyone. Though not very fast, if she can get close enough to get her hands on someone, she's strong enough to shove them in her maw. Her jaw unhinges to allow her to swallow large objects, and her throat and midsection can stretch to outrageous sizes to accomodate her meal. The acids in her belly work very very quickly, turning her victims into wet glop in minutes. Even bones and metal are no match for her ravenous tummy. In fact, the American Consumer has yet to find anything she can't digest. So far she hasn't eaten anything larger than a compact car for fear of immobilizing herself until she can finish digesting it, but she has gobbled down entire street gangs with ease and digest them all.
Power gobbling
Energy Absorption: standard (rank 1)
The American Consumer has found little she can't devour. Radiation, lasers, electicity, she just opens her mouth wide and sucks, slurping down gigawatts of power like a plate of spicy noodles.
Thunder thighs
Kinetic Absorption: standard (rank 1)
In addition to making her powerfully strong, munching on evil has given the American Consumer hard-packed flab resistant to damage and puncture. Punches sink harmlessly into her rubbery flesh, and occasionally she's even found bullets wedged between rolls of fat after her snacks have objected violently to joining her for lunch.
Fast metabolism
Regeneration: standard (rank 1)
Fortunately for the American Consumer, her metabolism is capable of burning through calories at a ferocious rate. If she has suffered injuries or has tired herself out by walking up a flight of stairs, she need only grab the nearest struggling rapist or litterbug and shove him down her yawning gawp to refresh herself in minutes. So much for those health warnings about cholesterol, eh?
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