Brutal - 1 Fatalities

AFFILIATION

Alignment: Villain

Team: Freelance Villain

VITAL STATS

Strength: Standard

Agility: Standard

Mind: Standard

Body: Standard

RECORD

Personal Wins: 0

Personal Losses: 0

Rhekarid

From the shadows he comes, to do something he thinks is honorable but isn't. No, not one of those skilled ninjas. A *real* ninja, seen by all the guards he goes out of his way to brutally clobber in absurd ways for no reason. The kind of ninja who throws you through a wall in slow motion just because you were in the camera shot. Why is he here? Probably for a reason a drunken scriptwriter could come up with, but beware, for his wrath shall be great and ridiculous indeed.

He's a ninja. Dark, mysterious. Doesn't talk unless beaten by a rival. But it can't speak well of the personality of someone who'll throw caltrops in your face rather than just drop them like a sane person.

The Art of Sort-of Fighting

     Martial Arts: Standard

Every ninja knows how to fight. What the average stupid foreigner doesn't know is that, really, they don't know how to fight. All they really do is take mall cops by surprise. But beware, for the Ridiculous Ninja is a master of the Fighting-Better-Than-People-Who-Don't-Know-How-To-Fight style. Unless of course, you DO know how to fight. Good for you.

Take That, Causality

     Martial Supremacy: Superior

Ninjas train inhuman amounts, more training than anyone could do in a lifetime, while remaining in their 20's. Don't ask how, it's a ninja secret. This intense training allows them to perform amazing feats like punch someone in the face so hard their head explodes, or get shot at by dozens of guards without getting hit, or fly backwards thirty feet after getting kicked. Not real useful that last one, but nobody argues with ninjas.

Much training > Gravity

     Leaping: Standard

Leaping to and from battle is an essential skill. Doing so from a 5th floor balcony or atop a telephone pole is a ninja trademark. A good battle cry that gives your opponent plenty of warning is even more important. His victims' awe is worth sacrificing the chance to accomplish anything.

The Gi of Many Things

     Weapons Creation: Superior

• Ranged Attack Only
• Ranged and Melee Attack

At a glance, the average ninja is unarmed, but it's just a part of stealth! Nevermind that technically you aren't supposed to see them in the first place. From the folds of their uniform comes shuriken, kunai, darts, an entire bow with arrows. Gaze in wonder and horror as none of these weapons are used in the way they were made to.

Sword of my Ancestors

     Slicing Attack: Superior

• Weakness: Power in Item - Hard to Lose

No ninja is complete without a katana; the better the sword, the better the warrior. Every shinobi knows that when dueling, the one with the most legendary sword always wins. The Ridiculous Ninja stole his from his master's dojo, but no worries. Nobody will find out as long as he doesn't have to fight someone from his own ninja school, and how often does THAT happen?

The Ninja's Essence

     Mind Blast: Standard

• Area Affect
• Weakness: Limited Uses - One Use

The true power of a ninja is not his skill or weapons. It's implausibility. One on one, you have a real chance to defeat a ninja. But everyone knows that when you come at one with overwhelming numbers, your force is reduced to a pack of bumbling, incompetent fools. Have fun watching your highly-paid goons become easily-dispatched ridiculous overkill fodder.