Hall Of Fame!

Survival - 11 Wins!

AFFILIATION

Alignment: Villain

Team: Freelance Villain

VITAL STATS

Strength: Weak

Agility: Weak

Mind: Supreme

Body: Weak

RECORD

Personal Wins: 11

Personal Losses: 5

The Rookie

It's the same old story. When two things become wildly popular they're usually forced into some mad profit driven crossover. The wise guy publishers of the "Chicken Soup" books saw the growing popularity of the LOTMU and decided to write a self help book for the followers of these nutcases. Now resting on the coffee table of LOTMU headquarter Chicken Soup For The Mentally Unstable Soul is ready to help those heroes and villains find their "happy spot."

12 Step Program

     Emotion Control: Ultimate

• Armor Piercing

After months of studying the minds of the LOTMU Khazan's top psychiatrists have developed an easy to follow 12 step program that can turn any crazy into a relaxed individual. Because after a long day of beating up namby pamby heroes and villains even Ramon enjoys a bubble bath and soft jazz.

Great Writing

     Force of Will: Supreme

Written and editied by some of Khazan's best self help writers, Chicken Soup For The Mentally Unstable Soul is a real page turner. You'll find it diffiuclt to put it down for even a second.

Ouch! Paper Cut!

     Natural Weaponry: Standard

• Armor Piercing

Made from the finest, stiffest stock of paper, Chicken Soup For The Mentally Unstable Soul's edges are so straight they can cause wicked paper cuts from hell for the unwary reader.

Hard Cover Edition

     Body Armor: Standard

• Reinforced Defenses

The hard cover of Chicken Soup For The Mentally Unstable Soul can take anything from a splash of ice tea to weak eldrich blasts. It's that tough!