Main Event Winner!

Hall Of Fame!

Survival - 11 Wins!

Brutal - 2 Fatalities

AFFILIATION

Alignment: Hero

Team: Solo Hero

VITAL STATS

Strength: Standard

Agility: Weak

Mind: Standard

Body: Standard

RECORD

Personal Wins: 11

Personal Losses: 3

Phil

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP SUCKAS! DAT'S RIGHT, DIS 'ERE BE T TALKIN' AT YOU! T THA BADDEST MAN ALIVE. AH PITY DA FOO DAT MESSES WIT T! T LIVE IN A ROUGH NEIGHBORHOOD! T HELPS LITTLE KIDS IN THE YOUTH CENTERS! T TELLS KIDS TO STAY IN SCHOOL AND DRINK MILK! T LIKE KIDS! ANYONE EVAH MESSES WIT' A KID IN T'S HOOD, T BUST THAT FOO UP GOOD! AIN' NOBADAH OR NUTHIN BADDUH DAN T! CEPT FOR VITAMIN C! DAT'S RIGHT, FOO! AH SAID VITAMIN C! T LIKE FRUIT! T LIKE BANANAS AND GRAPES! YOU DON' LIKE BANANAS THEN YOU ONE CRAZY FOO! AIN' NO FOOL FRUIT BADDUH THAN A BANANA! SO WHEN ALL THESE CRAZY FOO'S COME DRIVING THRU T'S HOOD WIT' DEY SPEAKERS PLAYIN' ALL DAT LOUD JIBBA JABBA AND BUST UP A FRUIT STAND IN T'S NEIGHBORHOOD JUST CUZ THEIR CRAZY @$$ DONE GOT THE COPS SICCED ON 'EM, T GET MAD! REAL MAD! THAT'S WHY I SET UP MY OWN FRUIT STAND! DAT'S RIGHT! "T'S BAD-@$$ FRUIT, SUCKA!" AN' I DON' CARE WHO YOU BE CHASIN' ROUND IN T'S HOOD, DEEZ KIDS STILL NEED DEY VITAMIN C AND POTASSIUM SO THEY CAN STAY IN SCHOOL AND SAY NO TO DRUGS! SO CMON SUCKA, TRY TO BUST UP T'S FRUIT STAND! T'S FRUIT STAND IS THE BADDEST STAND ALIVE!

AIN'T YOU BEEN LISTENING FOOL?! T THE BADDEST MAN IN KHAZAN! AIN'T NO ONE BADDUH THAN T! T PITIES FOOLS AND T LIKES THE KIDS. T HAS THE JAZZ, NOT LIKE THAT DAMN MURDOCH. DAMN MURDOCH, HE'S A DAMN FOOL. BUT EVEN HE KNOW NOT TO MESS WITH T! T EVEN BEAT ROCKY! DAMN SUCKA, THAT ADRIAN NEEDS A REAL MAN, NOT THAT CHUMP! HE DON'T EVEM DRINK MILK!

T BUILT IT GOOD! BUILT IT BAD!

     Body Armor: Ultimate

• Reinforced Defenses

OH, YOU BE THINKIN' OF RUNNIN' OF T'S FRUIT STAND HUH? MABBE YOU AIN'T HEARD OF BANNANAS? THOSE THINGS BUILD BONES, SO KIDS CAN BE STRONG LIKE T! DRINK MILK TO, SO YOU CAN BE HELLUVA TOUG LIKE T! BUT THAT AIN'T ENOUGH WITH SOME OF THE CHUMPS THAT TRY TO RUN T'S FRUIT STAND OVER! SO T BEEN BUSY, T GOT SOME METAL, T GOT SOME ARMOUR, T MADE HIS FRUIT STAND INTO THE BADDEST STAND EVER BULT! IT'S HELLUVA TOUGH, NO WAY NO JIBBA JABBA FOOL LIKE YOU BUSTING IT UP! ONLY BUSTING BEING DONE IS ON YO' @$$, CRAZY FOOL!

JUST TRY IT FOO'!

     Missiles: Ultimate

• Ranged Attack Only
• Area Affect
• Armor Piercing
• Target Seeker
• Multi-Attacks
• Ranged and Melee Attack

OH, T BEEN WAITIN' FOR THIS! GO AHEAD, DRIVE LIKE YOU GON' RUN OVER T'S FRUIT STAND LIKE IN ALLA DEM CHASE MOVIES LIKE "BULLIT"! BULLIT WAS A BAD-HAIRCUT WEARIN' FOO'! T GOT A LITTLE MOVIE FOR YOU, YOU CHASE SCENE "OO LOOKIE ME AH'M GONNA BUST UP T'S FRUIT STAND" THINKIN SUCKA! IT'S CALLED WARGAMES! T BEEN SAVIN' THESE BABIES FOR YEARS! UNDER T'S MATRESS, IN T'S SOCK DRAWER, NEXT TO T'S MILK IN THE FRIDGE, T'S BEEN HOARDIN' A BUNCHA BIG, BAD, NO-WAY-IN-HELL-YO-CRAZY-@$$-IS-GETTIN-OUTTA-THIS-ONE MISSILES! DAT'S RIGHT, T'S FRUIT STAND BE PACKIN' ARTILLERY! STAY IN MILK!

The "BUST LOOSE HELL!" button

     Fire: Superior

'EY! STOP TOUCHIN' THE FRUIT STAND, FOO'! `EY! HEY! LISTEN SUCKA, AH'M WARNIN' YOU, YOU DO DAT ONE MORE TIME, T GON' BUST YOU UP GOOD! NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE OR BUY SOME DAMN FRUIT! HEY! WHAT I JUST GET THROUGH TELLIN' YOU, FOO'? DON'T MAKE ME PRESS MY HAPPY BUTTON. OH T BE VERY HAPPY THEN, I TELL YOU. T GONN' BURN YO ASS LIKE A CHICKEN MCNUGGET! I....HEY! WHAT i JUST *TELL* YOU! A'IGHT THEN, PUNK, HERE IT IS! SHOULDA STAYED IN SCHOOL! FLAME ON, BITCH!

T'S GUN IS FAST!

     Super Speed: Standard

LISTEN SUCKA! T BE BAD! BADDA THAN ANY FOO'! T BE DAMN QUICK TOO! YOU THINK YOU GONNA GET AHEAD OF T? HELL NO! T BE THERE BEFORE YOU, T BUST YO ASS GOOD! T DRINKS MILK, EAT FRUIT! T'S BODY IS HELLUVA TUFF AND HELLUVA FAST! KIDS EAT MILK AND DRINK FRUIT TOO, THEY WANNA BE LIKE T!

DON'T CROSS THE $%&* STREAMS!

     Portable Nuclear Accelerator: Standard

• Ranged Attack Only
• Target Seeker

PAY ATTENTION BOY! T DA MAN! T A STAR! T HANG OUT WIT ALL T'S STAR FRIENDS! T'S STAR FRIENDS BUY HIM THINGS! T'S STAR FRIENDS GIVE T STUFF! GOOD! NOW T DON'T HAFTA GET MEDIEVIL ON THEY SORRAY BUTT. T GOT THIS JUST FOR YOU. KEEP MESSIN WITH MY STAND, TRYIN' TA BUG T OUT? SAY HELLO TO T'S LITTLE FRIEND, BILL MURRAY'S PROTON PACK! T LIKE GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS GOOD MOVIE! ANY GHOST SHOW UP ROUND HERE, I KICK HIS ASS!

ROOOOOXANNE!

     Mind Blast: Standard

DON'T YOU BE GIVIN' ME NONE A THESE FOOLS WIT' NUTHIN' BUT A LOT OF BASS AND WORDS THAT RHYME! HELL, THEY JUST TALKIN! THAT AIN' SINGING'! JUST TALKIN' AND RHYMIN'! T LIKE DAT OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLL! T LIKE MEN WIT'OUT HATS! T LIKE DEVO! T LIKE....POLICE! T RIDIN' THE 80S WAVE! WHY? CUZ THAT'S WHEN T HAD WORK! 'F I WANNA LISTEN TO MAH MUSIC, YOU CAN JUST DEAL WITH IT!