Armor of Apathy
Body Armor: Supreme
- Weakness: Power in Item - Hard to Lose
Being made of pure Apathy and Inaction, no thinking lifeform has ever been able to devise a means of treating or modifying an attack so that it might pierce the Armor of Apathy.
Power Advantage: Reinforced Defenses
Power Advantage: Reinforced Defenses: Not Applicable
- Weakness: Power in Item - Hard to Lose
Strengthened by Lord Apathy and every non-action in the Universe, the Armor of Apathy is fortified to an almost impregnable state.
Immovable Object
Power Advantage: The Ultimate: Not Applicable
- Weakness: Power in Item - Hard to Lose
It is unknown just how powerful the Armor of Apathy is, but when experts are asked, most reply "It's pretty freakin' tough, man, I kid you NOT." Empowered with a force of inaction equal to any energy or force applied against it, it is usually beyond mortal means to even budge him, which could make him the theoretical "Immovable Object." It is rumored that at one time an advanced civilization had managed to teleport Lord Apathy to the center of a star...where he sat until the star expired around him.
Immunity to Mind Control
Immunity: Standard
Being the living (or unliving?) embodiement of inaction, it is impossible to convince Lord Apathy to act in any way, and it doesn't help that his body has atrophied to the point where he is physically unable to move in any way, other then sitting up straight on his rock. It has been theorized that Lord Apathy may have died long ago and nobody noticed, but this is unlikely, as expiring would be far too ambitious for him.
Immunity to Tactics
Immunity: Standard
Lord Apathy is simply immune to tactics and any form of battle plan. All he does is sit on a rock and stare into space, if he does that much. The infinite absurdity of his ultimate inaction causes the strategic section of his opponents minds to turn off the lights, lock the door, and go to bed.
Chill of Apathy
Cold: Standard
Any who approach Lord Apathy must face the Chill of Apathy. Molecules themsleves are eventually overwhelmed by the endless tedium of Apathy, and as they slow, heat is stripped from them. It would take hundreds or thousands of years to reduce some objects to absolute zero, but Lord Apathy isn't going anywhere.
True Apathy
Emotion Control: Standard
Lord Apathy's challengers are faced with the slow, nagging power of True Apathy. As the fight continues, and warriors exhaust themsleves trying to hurt or somehow effect Lord Apathy, they eventually give up and surrender to the temptation to do nothing, and simply stop.
Forklift of Doom
Flight: Standard
- Weakness: Power in Item - Hard to Lose
It is indeed a strange thing to behold: An unholy Forklift of Doom flying a completely unmotivated avatar across a battlefield. Apparently the Forklift has some sort of attitude problem, as it refuses to move if it's in the presence of somebody that can run circles around it.
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