Below Average Joe

PERSONAL

Gender: Male

Kit: Transformation

Location: Potato?

AFFILIATION

Alignment: Hero

Team: KALI

VITAL STATS

Strength: weak (rank 0)

Agility: weak (rank 0)

Mind: weak (rank 0)

Body: weak (rank 0)

Spirit: ultimate (rank 4)

Charisma: weak (rank 0)

RECORD

Fame Points: 0

Personal Wins: 0

Personal Losses: 1

Team Wins: 0

Team Losses: 0

Tourney Wins: 0

Tourney Losses: 0

STATUS

Status: Disabled

stargazer69

Joe is well below average, he took an IQ test he scored a -5. He is so amazingly stupid he does not know right from wrong, up or down. he was kicked out of kindergarten at age 29 he failed potty training as well. he only knows how to eat and fart.

 

Joe is very stupid as well as gullible. He gets tricked out of his state benefits easy such as someone would sell him a cookie for $1000 and he will buy it.

 

Flabby arms.

     Weak Enhanced Strength: weak

 

Joe is pure fat. all he does is eat and fart. He does not know how to lift something or use his muscles if he has any.

 

Snail Pace.

     Weak Enhanced Agility: weak

 

He is very slow it takes him 15 minutes to cross the street.

 

Mental Retardation

     Weak Enhanced Intelligence: weak

 

due to being mentally retarded. Joe cannot even spell his own name let alone do anything else smart.

 

MOMMY!

     Weak Enhanced Endurance: weak

 

Joe is a wuss. he will scream for his mother if threatened. he forgot his mother died shortly after he was born.

 

Full Retard

     Enhanced Willpower: ultimate

 

Joe is obvious to everything around him he walks around with a smile on his face clueless to everything that goes on.

 

No friends.

     Weak Enhanced Charisma: weak

 

Joe is a repulsive being. everyone hates him due to his stupidly.

 

Full Retard.

     Creature Form: ultimate (rank 4)

  • Multi-Attack

 

Joe can transform into a full retard where he throws a tantrum throwing things and kicking and screaming all over the place.

 

Mega Fart.

     Poison: standard (rank 1)

 

Joe eats anything he gets his fat hands on. and he can fart at will. when he gets scared he screams and unleashes a mega fart that is capable of killing people of a city block radius. he is wanted for murder in 2 states and is considered a biological weapon. but he is too dense to know that.

 

Danger Sense

     Danger Sense: standard (rank 1)

 

Joe knows when he is going to get hurt so he runs away and farts.